Have Rocket Will Travel (1959) – the Three Stooges, Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Joe DeRita
Synopsis of Have Rocket Will Travel
The Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly Joe) are janitors working at a space center who accidentally blast off to Venus. They encounter a talking unicorn, a giant fire-breathing tarantula, and an alien computer. Which has destroyed all human life on the planet and creates three robotic twins of the Stooges. When the boys return home triumphant, they are given a hero’s welcome at a society ball, which they promptly demolish.
Movie review of Have Rocket Will Travel
Have Rocket, Will Travel is somewhat of a mixed bag among the Three Stooges feature films. On the one side, it includes some of the classic moments from their short films. It also retains some of the “feel” of those shorter films. It also has a sympathetic figure in a female scientist whom the boys need to help. On the negative side, it’s off to a slow start, and the pace seems slower than it should be. But when you consider that it’s their first full-length film, and that the Stooges were in their 60’s, it’s certainly understandable.
Janitors befriend the lady scientist
The movie begins with the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Joe DeRita) working as janitors at a space center. They make friends with a female scientist, played by the lovely Norwegian-born Anna-Lisa. She encourages Moe to maintain his interest in science. It turns out that her father was a janitor, who scrimped and saved in order to send her to school. “You could have been my father”. This is a very sweet moment. Later on when her job is in trouble (because she has to create a more powerful rocket fuel in a short period of time), the Three Stooges decide to help. As Curly Joe says, “We can’t let them do that somebody who could have been our daughter!“
The secret ingredient to the rocket fuel
Then he mistakenly adds sugar to the rocket fuel and drinks some, thinking it’s coffee, he starts coughing fire and doing back flips. With the ‘secret ingredient’ discovered, they make a large batch of the fuel that evening. They next use a fire truck start pumping it to the rocket. Unfortunately, their boss is woken by the noise and investigates. As Moe and Larry do a funny routine with trying to retrieve a dropped key from a drain. Which leads to Curly Joe damaging the water pipes in the basement. This leads to the Stooges doing their classic ‘wrapping themselves in a maze of pipes’ routine.
Their boss shows up and walks into the basement. Which the boys have now flooded, and they all get washed out into the street. The Three Stooges run off to the rocket, with their boss in close pursuit. A dropped match sets fire to the hose which acts like a lit fuse. It ignites the rocket, and launchs the boys into space.
Rocket trip to Venus
Once there, they are feted at a high society bash, which is a funny scene. I was expecting it to end in a pie fight. But I was surprised to see it turn into a slap fight. It’s a funny ending, but there’s a final scene with the Three Stooges flying through space singing the lyrics to the theme song. And with Larry and Curly Joe repaying Moe for his slapstick with a dual pie to the face.
Funny movie quotes from Have Rocket, Will Travel
Mr Morse (Jerome Cowan): The board doesn’t approve of this mixing of scientists with … people.
Moe (Moe Howard): Now plug it in right, ya nitwit!
Curly Joe (Joe DeRita): Yeah, ya nitwit!
Moe (Moe Howard): Hey, I do the name calling around here! [to Larry] Go ahead, ya nitwit!
Moe (Moe Howard): We gotta operate and get that tube out. Anesthetic!
Larry (Larry Fine): Nobody lays a hand on me!
Moe (Moe Howard): [after Curly Joes hands him a mallet] Anesthetic! [bonks Larry unconscious] I didn’t lay a hand on him.
Curly Joe (Joe DeRita): Moe, who’s that in the mirror?
Moe (Moe Howard): [looks in the mirror] That’s me.
Curly Joe (Joe DeRita): Oh good, I though it was me.
[upon meeting a talking unicorn]
Larry: Ain’t he quaint?
Moe: “Ain’t”? The word is “isn’t”!
Larry: Isn’t he quisn’t?
Larry (Larry Fine): [after a beautiful French girl walks away] Why didn’t I learn French instead of Latin? [spies Hispanic girl] Oh, a Latin!
Trivia for Have Rocket Will Travel starring the Three Stooges
- The only feature film with Joe DeRita that contains a Stooge eye-poke. The boys later deleted the gag from their routine, as angry mothers began to protest that children were poking their eyes out
Cast of characters
- Joe DeRita … Curly-Joe
- Larry Fine … Larry
- Moe Howard … Moe
- Jerome Cowan (Blondie’s Secret, Who Done It?) … J.P. Morse
- Anna-Lisa (12 to the Moon) … Dr. Ingrid Naarveg
- Robert Colbert (The Time Tunnel TV series) … Dr. Ted Benson (as Bob Colbert)
- Don Lamond (The Angry Red Planet) … The Venusian Robot / Reporter / Narrator (voice)
- Marjorie Bennett (Limelight, One Hundred and One Dalmatians) … Mrs. Hermine Huntingford
- George Bruggeman … Reporter
- George DeNormand … Party Guest
- Bill Dyer (The Three Stooges in Orbit) … Party Guest (uncredited)
- Perk Lazelle … Servant
- Dal McKennon (7 Faces of Dr. Lao) … The Unicorn (voice)
- Sol Murgi (Casablanca) … Party Guest
- George Nardelli … Party Guest
- Murray Pollack … Party Guest
- Nadia Sanders … French Girl
- Cosmo Sardo … Party Guest
- Robert Stevenson … The Thing (voice)