Three Pests in a Mess (1945) starring Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Vernon Dent, Christine McIntyre
Synopsis of Three Pests in a Mess
Larry: You gonna hit him with the water?
Moe: No, I’m gonna throw the water away and hit him with the bucket.
Larry: Oh. [Moe stomps on his foot] Ow!
Curly: [falls down] Yaaah!
Cheetham’s Secretary (Christine McIntyre): Are you hurt?
Curly: I think I’ve been stabbed. [gets up]
Cheetham’s Secretary (Christine McIntyre): [pulls ball of yarn and knitting needles out of his seat] Well look what you did to my knitting needles.
Curly: It didn’t do me much good either.
Curly: Hey Moe, you know that dead guy? He just slapped me.
Moe: Like this? [slaps Curly]
Curly: Yeah, just like that only it was on the other side.
Larry: Where’s the body?
Curly: I ain’t got any body, I lost it.
Moe: Well you’re gonna go find it!
Curly: [the guard’s in a bag, Curly thinks it’s the corpse] This is all your fault. [kicks the guard, the guard kicks him back]
Curly: Did you kick me?
Cemetery Guard: No.
Curly: Well it’s a good thing you didn’t because if you did I’d…
[screams and runs off]
Curly: [tumble weed rolls past him] Somebody just ran by me.
Moe: What’d he look like?
Curly: I couldn’t tell, he was on his hands and knees and had a big head full of curls…
Larry: Say, why don’t we put him [referring to the corpse] out in the street?
Curly: What? And have somebody run over him and kill him again? [shakes his head] We’re gonna bury him right here!