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Micro-Phonies, starring the Three Stooges

Micro-phonies (1945) starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard), Christine McIntyre

Many people consider Micro-Phonies to be one of the best Three Stooges short films, and I heartily agree.  The short film begins with the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) working at a radio station where, after a bit of slapstick, Moe falls and hits his head on a radiator.  He thinks he must be dead, since he hears an angel singing — but no, he’s hearing the beautiful singing of Alice Van Doren (played by Three Stooges regular Christine McIntyre, using her trained voice to good effect), sing “Voices of Spring— she’s trying to audition for Mrs. Bixby’s radio program, but since she knows Mrs. Bixby socially, she wants to audition under an assumed name; and to circumvent her father’s disapproval, as well.

The Three Stooges - Micro-Phonies - Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard - Chrstine McIntyre - the daffiest trio ever to hit the laughwavesOut in the hall, carrying pipes to hook up a radiator, Larry and Curly bonk Moe on the head, leading Moe to threaten them, and inadvertently hitting their boss.  A short pursuit ensues, leading the Stooges to duck into the first room they see, and accidentally hurt an Italian singer recording there, leading the singer to threaten and chase them, too — and the Three Stooges are on the run again, ducking into another room — this time containing a microphone.

While hiding, they start playing around with the microphone (leading to Moe’s memorable commercial for “Gritto, the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look”), and Larry play’s Alice’s record.  Curly, playing around, lip-syncs to the singing, and starts putting on props lying around to imitate a female singer — when Mrs. Bixby walks in and wants to hire “her”  for Mrs. Bixby’s radio show, as well as for a party.  Smelling money, Moe agrees and signs Curly, as Señorita Cucaracha, planning to have Curly lip-synch to the record again at the party.

Micro-phonies starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Curly Howard, Larry Fine) and Christine McIntyreThat night at the party, Curly arrives (dressed appropriately as Señorita Cucaracha), with Larry as Señor Mucho and Moe as Señor Gusto.  They are surprised to see the Italian singer from the radio station there, and initially plan to leave before he can recognize the Stooges — until they realize that the near-sighted singer’s glasses are broken.  In addition, the singer Alice is there at the party as well.  When the Italian singer begins singing, the Three Stooges begin launching cherries into his open mouth — since he’s “muscling in” on their territory.  Moe gets angry when Larry and Curly urge him to be careful with the record — and Moe breaks it over Curly’s head.  Undaunted, Moe grabs an available record, “Sextet from Lucia” and the trio begin lip-synching.  At first, all goes well, until the Italian singer discovers the deception and unplugs the phonograph.  After being threatened by the Italian singer, the Stooges plan to leave, until Alice asks them to lip sync to her singing again, so she can convince her father to let her sing.  All goes well again, until the Italian singer throws a banana into Curly’s mouth, revealing Christine’s singing ability — and leading to the Three Stooges fleeing amidst a barrage of phonograph records.

I truly enjoy Micro-Phonies, and hope that you do as well; I rate it 4 stars out of 5.  Micro-Phonies is available on DVD as part of The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 4: 1943-1945.

Funny movie quotes from Micro-Phonies, starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly)

Curly (Curly Howard): My! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk! Ain’t she pretty!
Moe (Moe Howard): You can say that again!
Curly (Curly Howard): My! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk! Ain’t she pretty!
Moe (Moe Howard): [slaps Curly] Quiet, you imbecile!
Curly (Curly Howard): You said I could!


Moe (Moe Howard): I know accidents will happen, fellows.  Now take this wrench …
Larry (Larry Fine): I don’t want it! [Moe hits Larry and Moe with the wrench]


Moe (Moe Howard): We eluded him!
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, we got away, too!


Moe (Moe Howard): [sees a microphone] Oh, a micro-phoney! [Moe goes to the microphone]
Curly (Curly Howard): And a phoney at the mike!


Moe (Moe Howard): Quiet, numbskulls, I’m broadcasting!


Moe (Moe Howard): Use Gritto, radio friends, the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look. How will the old man know you’ve been working… if your hands -don’t- have that dishpan look, hmm?
[chuckles]
Moe (Moe Howard): Put a box of Gritto in a glass of water, then listen to it fizz…
[Larry and Curly honk a large horn. Moe is irked]
Moe (Moe Howard): Dopes. Remember, Gritto spelled sideways, is ‘ot-tri-gruh-guh-guhhh’.


Moe (Moe Howard): Money?  Did you say money?
Curly (Curly Howard): I remember the stuff …


Moe (Moe Howard): Quite a shack, this Bixby joint.
Larry (Larry Fine): Yeah, reminds me of reform school.


Italian singer: Oh, cherries, huh?
[while smashing a handful of cherries in the party guest’s face]
Italian singer: See how you like them, tough guy! See how you like them!


Moe (Moe Howard): [as the near-sighted Italian singer is staring at him without his glasses] Oh, short eyeballs, eh?


Larry (Larry Fine): [to pianist] Do you know “Sextet by Lucy“?
Pianist (Chester Conklin): Know it? I wrote it!


Moe (Moe Howard): Quiet! You lost your voice.
Curly (Curly Howard): [looking on the floor] Where?

Trivia for Micro-Phonies starring the Three Stooges

  • A noted operatic singer, Christine McIntyre did all her own singing for this and all other shorts in which involved her character singing.
  • The recording of Christine singing in the radio station can be heard again in Shemp‘s music teaching sequence from Brideless Groom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g7_2ThvEE0

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