Wee Wee Monsieur (1938) starring The Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard)
In Wee Wee Monsieur, the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard) are three would-be artists, living in France, and working on their respective arts, and the short film begins with them singing The Lollipop Song
(“the lollipop, the lollipop, the la-la-la-lollipopâwoo woo!”). After some short slapstick,the Three Stooges try to âcatchâ some food by âfishingâ out of their second story window, and catching bread from a vendorâs cart on the streetâand accidentally âcatchingâ a French police officerâs pants as well!
Being thrown out of their apartment for being 8 months behind on their rent, the Stooges espy the offices of the French Foreign Legionâand while thinking that this must be the French branch of the American Legion (and that they can send them home to America), the Three Stooges inadvertently sign up for the French Foreign Legionâwhich leads to the second part of the film.
Bud Jamison, their sergeant, makes the mistake of assigning the Three Stooges to guard the captainâwho is promptly kidnapped while the Stooges fight over how to march. What to do? The only sensible thingâdisguise themselves as Santa Claus and rescue the captain from Simitz, the villainous kidnapper (Vernon Dent)!
Well, sensible for the Stooges, at least. Despite the silliness, or more likely because of it, the Stooges infiltrate the castle, and meet some lovely harem girls — including some from their home town back in the United States. The evil Simitz tries to bribe the captured captain for information by tempting him with lovely harem girls — not realizes that the Stooges have disguised themselves as some very homely harem girls!
Despite the sheer ineptitude of their disguises, Simitz is fooled, and the Stooges rescue the captain from his captors — only to find themselves in a lion’s den! In a funny twist ending, the Three Stooges and the captain make their escape on a wheeled cart â pulled by a lion, no less.
Wee Wee Monsieur is available as part of The Three Stooges Collection volume 2 DVD.
Funny movie quotes from Wee Wee Monsieur starring The Three StoogesâMoe, Larry, Curly
[Curly puts the finishing touches on his painting.]
Curly Howard: At last, it’s finished!
Moe and Larry: What?
Curly Howard: My masterpiece! Now all we gotta do is sell it!
Moe Howard: We’d better. The landlordâs threatened to throw us out.
Curly Howard: Whatâs he squawking about, we only owe for eight months.
[after Moe conks Curly in the head with a chisel, and then apologizes]
Curly Howard: Oh, oui, oui, oui, oui.
Moe Howard: Oui what?
Curly Howard: âOuiâ (“We”) should be more careful about what we do around hereâ¦ Chisler!
[Moe conks him again]
Larry Fine: At home, we could join the WPA.
Curly Howard: Or at least the YWCA!
Vernon Dent: This will get you the firing squad!
Curly Howard: Donât do that, captain! Donât forget that your mother and my mother are both mothers!
Moe Howard: On his fatherâs side!
Curly Howard: [Moe has taken off Curlyâs hat after his beard fell off and then slaps him] Oh you hit Santa Claus just for that no toys.
Curly Howard: [Moe bops Curlys head] Ow ooohhhh!
Moe Howard: Oh boy! Iâll take the blonde!
Larry Fine: Iâll take the brunette!
Curly Howard: Iâll take the black and tan!
Curly Howard: Ah my fair beauty, open up thy curtains so that I might see your fair kisser.
Curly Howard: Hiya, toots! Where ya been all my life?
Harem girl: [with Brooklyn accent] Down at thirty-third and third; I just got over.
Originally published at Clown Ministry
Trivia for Wee Wee Monsieur
- The gag with the Stooges dressed up in Santa Claus outfits in order to get into the palace would be used again, eleven years later (with Shemp replacing Curly), in their short Malice in the Palace (1949).
- This is the first short in which the Stooges sing the “Lollipop Song,” which they would sing again in Self-Made Maids.
- The title Wee Wee Monsieur is a parody of Oui, oui, Monsieur (French for “Yes, sir”).